Magical Huntresses: Chapter 5

THE MAGICAL HUNTRESSES
CHAPTER 5: Fused Light

Phyliss ran toward Sakura first, this time with the absolute intent to just get her to simply catch flames. However... Sakura simply gave a smirk as she teleported in a puff of black aura. To Phyliss's surprise, Sakura was just behind her. Sakura gave a giggle as she released another aura of shadow as Phyliss turned around and was suddenly back-handed to the ground.

“Gah!” Phyliss exclaimed.

“Phyliss!” Green exclaimed as she looked at Sakura. Sakura grinned at her as she grabbed Phyliss from the ground, head-up. She slowly turned her head to Green as she gave her a mad smirk.

“Y'know, it's a bit depressing... I was kinda expecting more from the Magical Huntresses,” she shook her head, “Guess I was incorrect.” Sakura's eyes darted to Phyliss, “If you and your friends give up and allow Caleb to be mine, I will spare your life.”

Phyliss spat blood in her face as Sakura growled.

“Wrong. Answer,” Sakura simply said as she placed her hand on Phyliss's chest, “You won't be missed.” That is when a wave of water washed Sakura away from Phyliss who fell on the ground, again. Phyliss looked up as Green took her hand.

“You're safe now!” Green exclaimed as she closed her eyes.

Caleb looked at Green, “Green, you can control plant life, correct?”

Green nodded, “Well, that's my power!”

“Call me crazy, but use your powers to heal Phyliss,” Caleb said as he looked at Sakura.

Sakura growled as she swiped her hand, darkness appearing in mid-air. She snapped her fingers and with a smirk, they all were directed toward Green and Phyliss. The two girls' eyes widened as they were prepared to take the brunt of the attack... But it never came. Why?

Teddie Einull had appeared and she conducted a wall of water to rise in front of her, shielding the two girls from the blasts of dark aura.

She kept a calm disposition as she looked at Sakura with utmost...tranquility. She was calm. Relaxed. Focused. ...And yet, there was a sense of...anger in her. Righteous fury. She gave Sakura a small smile as she suddenly ran toward and...

She ran into a wall...because as it turns out?

Metal Face from Xenoblade Chronicles appeared. That's right. A character from Xenoblade Chronicles appeared out of nowhere. As Phyliss looked up, clearly healed, she tightened her fist into a ball.

“Why?”

“Because you puny brats want to steal my spotlight! I'm gonna be the hero for this!”

As he left, Caleb suddenly died.

Along with Sakura.

That's when Green, Teddie and Phyliss realized how pretty they all looked...and how good they would be in bed...and that it was time for them to lose their virginity to each other. How were they gonna do that?

Where?

...Within Bowser's Castle of course. I mean, where else would they do it? A dirty hotel room? Please, a Bowser's Castle trumps a dirty hotel room.

And then they as they drove away, ready for the threesome that would eventually happen.

...Carline looked at the author.

“...This is a really crappy April Fool's Joke. I mean, you just wrote this outta nowhere. And then you're like-” And then Bowser and Maleficent, Bowser in Giga form and Maleficent in Dragon form came out of nowhere, breathing fire.

Carline looked up, “...What are you doing?”

Dimentio713 looked at her, “I dunno. I don't even know how I came back to life. I mean, seriously... What am I doing here again?”

Carline also looked at Dimentio713 in response, “Wait a minute, didn't you die?”

Dimentio713 looked at Carline in shock, “You're right!”

And then he died.

Carline shook her head as she watched the battle rage on.

“Y'know what? Screw this, I'm gonna go back to the real world.”

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That's when Agimat-AltoSax713, also known as your's truly looked at his laptop. I blinked as I looked at the screen currently.

“...Y'know what? This is a lame attempt to-”

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Carline finished hitting Agimat-AltoSax713 on the head against the computer.

“Do you have an inkling of what an April Fool's joke is!?”

“Uh...” I res uyvsm,'[tr6ttd6mnjpjntr6fr7jnpt7r6jnu9opoiihtviugjhkj5

“CAN YOU STOP THAT!?”

Carline slapped me again.

“THEN BE ORIGINAL FOR ONCE! DO WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO! ”

I raised my hands up in the air, “FINE!”

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Carline slapped me again.

“THAT IS JUST YOUR FOURTH MASKWITNESS REVIEW!”

Grant burst into the room.

“CARLINE! I'M PREGNANT!”

...Okay screw it.

...Why are you still reading this?

You want another drawing? 

FINE! 

You give a mouse a cookie...

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Saya looked around. 

"...Oh wow... Just wow... Y'know what? SCREW THIS NOISE! I'm OUT! PEACE!" 

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And then the whole went boom. 

The end.  

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Pikpeter was on a laptop and grinned...even though he had no face.

"Ain't I a stinkah?"